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| Episode Nineteen | |
| Series | Twisted Fonzie Theatre |
| Created by | Co McPhee |
| Twisted Fonzie Theatre Episode guide | |
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Plot[]
 <(What have you done to my wallpaper?!) (Mary-Kate burn old scheme. Mary-Kate replace with soft cream and caramel)>
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| (How dare you!)> <(Mary-Kate will be good American wife. Now we make heap big pow-wow about curtains)
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 <(But we're not married you mammering measle! Cunningham!)
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| (Yes, Fonzie?)> <(Get rid of this minx! I command it!)
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| (How?)> <(Use some initative! Shoot her! Push her out the window!)
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| (Fonzie - that's MURDER! :o )> <(SO?)
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| <(I can't go to jail - I'm too pretty) (Ah, true)>
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| (Hey guys)> (Aha! The invisible squatter!)>
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| (What's up, cracker?)> <(Earn your keep - go and kill Mary-Kate Olsen!)
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| <(Not having a body, YOU can get away with it! Ah ha - AH HA!)
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| <(Oh no - NO NO! She must never know I exist, even!) <(You dare disobey? Why!)
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| <(If she knows I exist, she'll start checking the bathroom before she takes a shower) |
| (What's the point of being a non-corporeal pervert?)> (Meh, It's a hobby)>
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