Episode One
Series Twisted Fonzie Theatre
Created by Co McPhee
Twisted Fonzie Theatre Episode guide

The first episode of the smilie based series Twisted Fonzie Theatre, introduced the main characters the egotistical Fonzie and his servant Cunningham. Was later remade in comic form.


(Grr, mumble mumble)> Fonzie
Cunningham<(What's the matter, Fonzie?)  (Grr, Grr)>Fonzie
Fonzie<(The peasants in the village below no longer respect me, Cunningham!)  (:o)>Cunningham
Cunningham<(Say it isn't so!)  (But it is! Once they trembled at the name of Fonzarelli, but no longer!)>Fonzie
Fonzie<(We must teach them a hard lesson, the lesson of respect!)  (Right on!)>Cunningham
Fonzie<(Go to the village Cunningham - and demand they send me a virgin sacrifice!) (Can do!)>Cunningham
Fonzie<(Is that you Cunningham? What news?)       Cunningham
VarneyCunningham<(Look, Fonzie! I bring you the sacrifice!)  (!!!)>Fonzie
VarneyCunningham  (You fool, Cunningham! I ask for a sacrifice and you dare to bring the Fonz Jim Varney?!)>Fonzie
VarneyCunningham<(They wouldn't let me have anyone else, Fonzie)  (Is he a virgin at least?)>Fonzie
Cunningham<(Well, up until I got bored on the way here - that still counts, right Fonzie? Fonzie<(fume, fume)
Varney<(Make the Yello Mello Move! KnowwhutImean?)
Fonzie<(Silence, Varney!)