Hate Cuisine
Book One, Episode One
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Series Life with Lamarr
Release date 29th January 2009
Length 8 Panels
Created by Co Fiori-McPhee
Link Life with Lamarr
Life with Lamarr Episode guide
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The very first episode of Life with Lamarr is a simple gag strip, in which after discovering the cupboards bare, Isaac Kleiner takes Lamarr to a restaurant and asks the waiter if they serve headcrabs. To the dismay of the pair they do, as Father Grigori can be seen tucking into one at the next table.

Cubbage CommentEdit

Cubbage says Cubbage says: Welcome to Life with Lamarr, readers! I'm Colonel Cubbage - at your service - to assist you in your reading endeavours by imparting my insight and wisdom. So... what a lot of bally weather we've been having lately, what?


  • Lamarr makes her trademark onomatopoeic 'sqwerk' noise in the very first frame of the first episode.
  • The restaurant is part of a chain called 'The Combine Harvester', a pun name on the 'Harvester' chain.