Book One, Episode Five
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Series Life with Lamarr
Release date 6th February 2009
Length 7 Panels
Created by Co Fiori-McPhee
Link Life with Lamarr
Life with Lamarr Episode guide
Potty Time
Kleiner's Scientific Method


Barney discovers a Lamarr-mauled pigeon on his mattress and complains to Kleiner about it, despite the fact he is roasting the bird for lunch. Kleiner flatly refuses to curb Lamarr's natural behaviour as she is 'expressing' herself. In retaliation, Barney beats an Antlion guard to death with a small pipe and dumps the carcass on Kleiner's bed - thereby expressing himself too.

Cubbage CommentEdit

Cubbage says Cubbage says: That Antlion Guard was a big devil, eh? Pity Calhoun was such a girl he had to use that piece of plastic pipe - Cubbage would have dealt with it man-to-man with his bare fists! Queensbury rules! A left jab, a right hook, uppercut and down the blighter goes!


  • This was the first strip to feature a 'double-width' picture, an effect which has become standard in LWL ever since. It was suggested to Co by Fioriboy, after Co mentioned that he had finished the episode but accidentally made an odd number of frames.