(What are you doing now? Stop doing things!)> <(Mary-Kate bake heap good carrot cake)
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(I loathe carrot cake you pestiferous cluck!)> <(Mary-Kate fine homemaker)
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<(Now Mary-Kate wait for her brave in bedchamber. Prepare to receive seed - make fine sons to raise as warriors) <(EWWWW!)
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(Cunningham! Aid me! How do I ditch this nettlesome bawd?)> <(Well, Fonzie...)
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<(Maybe you shouldn't?)
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(What! She's turned Chateaux Fonzarelli into a reject from Better Homes & Gardens!)> <(Yes...)
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(But the landlord has given us 2 days to come up with the rent - and Mary-Kate is RICH!)>
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(Cunningham - are you suggesting I prostitute myself just to pay off that loathsome parasite?)> <(Well - kind of)
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<(NEVER!! If the landlord's being difficult just have him executed!) <(But we need money!)
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<(We still have 12 payments left on that Iron Maiden you bought last summer)
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<(Well, put all our creditors into it!) <(Also, that guy on eBay is getting impatient too)
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<(Fine! Run him over with the combine harvester he sold us!) <( :( )
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<(We can't keep murdering people we owe money to. It's making it really hard to get credit) <(Humbug!)
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(All I know is, I am NOT sleeping with that Olsen woman!)><(I order YOU to do it!)
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(ME? :o) )> <(What's the matter, Cunningham? OH, so it's FINE for ME to have to do it!)
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(Maybe next time the landlord comes I can just push him into the scorpion pit?)> <(The scorpions were repossessed, idiot!)
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